Grammy Awards 2015

salbhana
Feb 10, 2015
3 min read

Who else watched the Grammy's last night? I was so entertained and feel that I have to share my thoughts.

Let's start with Best Dressed. For me had to be Taylor Swift... hands down she was my favourite. I loved everything and she wore my favourite colour on her feet; magenta! Stunning. From her head to her toes she's so far from mediocre.

I also adore her sunny disposition. She was happy and dancing and got so excited when Sam Smith won FOUR Grammy's OMG! Awesome. Well done, cos that album is brilliant. If you don't have it, go out and buy it. Money well spend people.

To be judgerig, I didn't realise how much Meghan Trainor looks like a drag queen until last night. Apparently, I'm not the only to think that. Another drag queen runner up was Lady Gaga. She reminded me a bit of Minerva Mink. See picture below for reference.

Her performance with Tony Bennet was absolutely amazing so that's why she doesn't get the drag queen award. I totally believe her as a lounge singer. The lady might look like a guy, but she's super talented.

See the performance here

Dwight Yoakum looked so uncomfortable in his super tight jeans. I couldn't focus on his performace. He sings in a high pitch and maybe it's attributed to his poor balls being squeezed. I don't know... all I can say is, TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS [[Side bar: I can't find a decent picture of this fashion faux pas]]

Dwight Yoakum looked so uncomfortable in those jeans. They were way too tight. How many times must I say this? Tights are not pants!

My personal eye candy or rather Man Crush Monday was Josh Duhamel. The man is just getting better with age. The hints of grey coming through just adds to his appeal. Just look at him. He is beautiful. Let me just have a moment to admire this special creation.

Sigh*

Okay, moving along. Then there was the Kanye West incident. Good gosh... I don't like that man. He is such an idiot. Yeah I said it. Someone's got to say it! LOL. The only good thing about Kanye West is that he gave us John Legend.

Look at this guy *cringe*

Okay, let's move onto my personal memorable moments.

Hozier performed take me to church. I love this song. I think everyone does. It just takes us to church. Right? Then Annie Lennox took the stage and completely rocked it. I completely forgot about Hozier and stood up in my lounge clapping hands. Yes, I'm that idiot. Annie freaking Lennox... WOW!! She gave me goosebumps and got me all excited at once.

Next was the performance by Rihanna, Paul McCartney and Kanye. Rihanna was freakin' amazing! She can do no wrong. She was the rose amongst the thorns and shone like the diamond she is. (so many cliches, I know - sorry, not sorry) She and Kanye were out "gangstering" each other while Paul McCartney was playing the guitar. That looked a bit uncomfortable. I can't find a decent clip on youtube, this is the best one I could get, click here. For the official video click here. Does Kanye have tourettes? Is that his version of dancing? Shem.

John Legend (my other husband) and Common gave a slick performance. My favourite is right at the end where John Legends gets up to meet Common on stage... too cool for school. The guy is dripping in swag. See it here.

My ultimate cringe moment was Madonna's performance. Yes, she is 56 years old and still looks good for her age, BUT she got tired during her performance. Out of breath and sluggish dance moves. Just quit while you're ahead is what I say. She's talented and will leave a great legacy. Stop there. Do a ballad. Click here if you want to cringe.

Oh, and what was she wearing?

When I saw this it immediately sparked the memory of the matador in her video, Take a Bow which is one of my favourite Madonna songs and something she should do now…